Crime Fighter Gifts

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

'All they took was my snowblower.'

'Twenty years in the Force and I've never seen such a puzzling case...!'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'

"Any of these guys look like the Peeping Tom?"

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'What - it's the third time your gun hasn't worked?! Here, take may card - I'm Wayne Poborsky, consumer protection lawyer!'

"Do you know where your registered sex offenders are living?"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Reporting another metal theft, Sarge.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"Policing's not what it was..."

'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'

"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention."

Hold on

'Stop! Disenfranchised youth...!"

"I'd like to intervene, but I haven't completed the appropriate paperwork."

Crime.

'He was my financial advisor!'

Good cop, Bad cop, Not much cop.

'Stop identity thief!'

'These police cuts have gone too far.'

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

"Stop! Out-of-shape police!!"

SWAP Thieves

'Vice squad!'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper.

Police. I think I'm being followed. Precinct 13.

"I found the offender with a stolen leg of lamb from the supermarket, Sir, and I asked him what he intended on doing with it. . ."

"That's no confession, Mr Bond - nobody's 'licensed to sin'."

Police Dept. Fraud Division. Detective. I'm pursuing a con many by following his stream of impoverished victims. He left a pauper trail!