Crime Fighter Gifts

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

'All they took was my snowblower.'

'Twenty years in the Force and I've never seen such a puzzling case...!'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'

"Any of these guys look like the Peeping Tom?"

"Do you know where your registered sex offenders are living?"

'What - it's the third time your gun hasn't worked?! Here, take may card - I'm Wayne Poborsky, consumer protection lawyer!'

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'Reporting another metal theft, Sarge.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'He was my financial advisor!'

'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'

'Stop identity thief!'

Crime.

Good cop, Bad cop, Not much cop.

"Policing's not what it was..."

Violent Crime Statistics

"I'd like to intervene, but I haven't completed the appropriate paperwork."

'These police cuts have gone too far.'

'Stop! Disenfranchised youth...!"

"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention."

"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."

"You have the right to remain silent, but in that case, you may be subject to torture."

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

"Stop! Out-of-shape police!!"

"I’m your partner, not your ‘work husband.’ Especially around perps."

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

Grandma scaring mugger away

Serious crime Squad - Thank you for not smirking.

"You're not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say, will be taken down, doctored, and used in evidence against you."

'It's your first day in a dangerous store. We don't say ‘May I help you?' We say ‘Don't shoot!''

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'