Comedic Crime Fighter Gifts

Chalk Murder

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'Ugh. Every single day.'

The Brains of the Outfit

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"