Comedic Crime Fighter Pillows

Chalk Murder

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

Mission Impossible

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

The Brains of the Outfit