Comedic Criminal Gifts

"Tuesday is out, I have a coding class."

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'No, no. Take this brand. Their user manuals are available online.'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Paper or plastic?"

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'You're an inspector now?'

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Mario's Family Portraits.

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Mission Impossible

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

Man fights with his shadow.