Light-hearted Crime Solver Pillows

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Undercover Biophysicists

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Dog detectives

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Where my balls go?'

'Ragrding our cash-flow problewm, it's agreed then...Sims enters the bank at 10am, Riggs will follow, and Yates drives the getaway car...'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

Sistine murder

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Locking Up Crime

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'