Little Detective Gifts

"Anything?"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"I've been thinking about your bedtime story, and something doesn't make sense."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A boy acting suspiciously

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Sun Flower.

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

Junior Doctor.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Who stole my candy?

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"It's not what you think."

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Trick questions...