Little Dessert Detective Gifts

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Cake Free Zone

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Pie Filling Reader

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Cookie Surveillance

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Missing Easter Egg

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Who stole my candy?

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Doughnut Criminals

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.