Tiny Detective Gifts

A child making an assumption based on appearances.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

A boy acting suspiciously

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Who stole my candy?

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"Anything?"

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."