Tiny Detective Mugs

A child making an assumption based on appearances.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A boy acting suspiciously

Twenty-first century baby walker

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Who stole my candy?

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

Spider Preschool.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"Anything?"