Tiny Investigator Mugs

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Outside with that!'