Tiny Investigator Gifts

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Outside with that!'