Tiny Scientist Gifts

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Jr. cloning kit

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

A young positivist.

A Poem about Sand

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

The Book Club

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

"Sippy cup holders!"

'When we asked for a specimen we didn't want a salamander.'