WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
Tiny Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for an aspiring young intellectual? Our collection of Tiny Scholar-themed products offers charming and clever items that nurture curiosity and a love for learning, perfect for young learners and their parents.
"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'
"My dad says I won't need a career mentor until at least 3rd grade."
Whoooaaa. Kindergarten Letter Jackets.
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."
"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"
Playdough's The Republic
'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."
'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'
"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"
'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'
Little Girl Educating Her Horse.
"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"
'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'
"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."
No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....
"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."
'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'
"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"
'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'
The Book Club
'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'
"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."
'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'
'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'
"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."
'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'
"They think I don't have a clue."
Back to School
'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'
Tiny Scholar Gifts Collection
Tiny Scholar Mugs
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Tiny Scholar Pillows
Add some playful flair to their room with our Tiny Scholar pillows—perfect for inspiring young learners.
Tiny Scholar Prints
Find inspiring Tiny Scholar prints to decorate their space and fuel their imagination.
Tiny Scholar T-Shirts
Explore a collection of clever Tiny Scholar t-shirts that celebrate curiosity and childhood wonder.