Tiny Mathematician Gifts

Today we learned to count to one.

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

The Hobby Store

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Just call me Picasso!

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Alternative Accountants