"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."
Tiny Theorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your tiny theorist? These clever and playful products are designed to honor the little thinkers and imaginative minds who love exploring big ideas. Perfect for students, creatives, or anyone with a curious spirit. Our collection combines humor and insight, making each item a delightful surprise. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee or a print for their creative space, you'll find something to spark their imagination and celebrate their unique perspective.
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."
Jr. cloning kit
Double Bass
Today we learned to count to one.
"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"
A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.
'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'
"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."
'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'
Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.
"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."
'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'
Girl on a giant pair of scissors.
'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'
'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'
"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."
'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'
The Book Club
'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'
'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'
'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'
"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"
"They think I don't have a clue."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."
'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'
"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."
"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."
Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"
Tiny Theorist Gifts Collection
Tiny Theorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for tiny theorists. Each one blends humor and insight, perfect for inspiring thoughtful mornings.
Tiny Theorist Pillows
Bring comfort and wit into their space with pillows crafted for tiny theorists. Fun, inspiring, and soft—ideal for adding personality to any room.
Tiny Theorist Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate tiny theorists’ big ideas. Perfect for inspiring creativity and adding a playful touch to their creative space.
Tiny Theorist T-Shirts
Find amusing and clever t-shirts perfect for tiny theorists. Let their personality shine with designs that celebrate curiosity and creative thinking.