Tiny Theologians Gifts

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

The Book Club

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Little Piano

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"They think I don't have a clue."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

Jesus the comedian.

"My dad says I won't need a career mentor until at least 3rd grade."

Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve.

Whoooaaa. Kindergarten Letter Jackets.

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'