Quirky Theologians Gifts

Looking for a gift for your quirky theologian friend or family member? Our collection celebrates faith with a playful twist. From witty mugs to clever t-shirts, these products honor their spiritual curiosity and love of humor. Delight the theologian with a gift that reflects their unique perspective and sense of fun, sparking conversations and smiles alike.

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'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'

'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?' mockup

'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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Hot cross buns

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"I must have pressed the wrong button." mockup

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

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"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees." mockup

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

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'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.' mockup

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

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'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..." mockup

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

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'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

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Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns. mockup

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

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"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell." mockup

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

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"It's an apple pie, try it..."

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"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?" mockup

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

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'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

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