Quirky Theologist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your quirky theologian friend or loved one? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt items that bring humor and insight to spiritual passions. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, these gifts are tailored for the creatively religious.

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Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve.

Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve. mockup

Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve.

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Pigeon Little

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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Reverse psychology

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet." mockup

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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Hot cross buns

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"I must have pressed the wrong button." mockup

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

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"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...." mockup

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

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"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog." mockup

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

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Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker mockup

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

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'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.' mockup

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs." mockup

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

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'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!' mockup

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

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Albertus Magnus

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'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

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'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.' mockup

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

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'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...' mockup

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

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'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.' mockup

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

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'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!' mockup

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

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"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed." mockup

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns. mockup

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

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"It Works For Us."

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The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!' mockup

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

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"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?" mockup

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

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Quirky Theologist Gifts Collection

Quirky Theologist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful mugs designed for quirky theologians who enjoy starting their day with a smile.

Quirky Theologist Pillows

Bring humor and comfort into their living space with pillows featuring clever, faith-inspired designs—perfect for the creatively religious.

Quirky Theologist Prints

Decorate their favorite space with inspiring and witty prints that celebrate their quirky spiritual journey—perfect for any theology enthusiast.

Quirky Theologist T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that expresses their faith and fun side—our quirky theology apparel is ideal for those who love to wear their spirituality with a wink.