Cheeky Theologian Gifts

The devil relaxing at home

At the 2021 Religious Games

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

Garden of Eden: Director's Cut

"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Jesus Fish

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve.

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

'Heretic!'

"I'm sorry, but I've forgotten your name."

Express Confessional: Six Sins or Less

"So Jesus, do you prefer Methodist or Lutheran?"

The Joy of Procreational Sex