Curious Theologian Gifts

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

'Hey, that's not what it says on the internet!'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Hot cross buns

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"The conclusion of my essay on the pros and cons of domestication is that we're missing out on a lot of stuff Dad..."

We have control of you brain.