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'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

Jesus the comedian.

Jesus Fish

"What's the point of algebra?"

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Garden of Eden: Director's Cut

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"NOW are you ready to renounce your sinful ways?"

The Broken Clock That Is Wrong Twice A Day

Fundamentalist sex ed: people come from ribs, as Adam and Eve.

Instant Baptisms

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

The devil relaxing at home