'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'
Tiny Ethicist Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the tiny ethicist? Celebrate their passion for morality and ethics with products that combine thoughtful humor and creative flair. Whether they’re a student, philosopher, or just ethically curious, our collection offers a playful way to honor their interest. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that sparks conversation and showcases their thoughtful side.
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."
"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."
Jr. cloning kit
A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."
"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."
'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'
Little Girl Educating Her Horse.
"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."
Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.
"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"
'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'
'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'
Girl on a giant pair of scissors.
"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."
'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'
The Book Club
'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'
'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'
"They think I don't have a clue."
"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'
"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."
'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'
"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."
'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'
A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.
"My dad says I won't need a career mentor until at least 3rd grade."
Tiny Ethicist Gifts Collection
Tiny Ethicist Mugs
Explore our collection of tiny ethicist mugs—crafted to bring a smile and a bit of moral humor to your mornings.
Tiny Ethicist Pillows
Comfort your thoughtful friend with pillows featuring clever ethics quotes and playful designs.
Tiny Ethicist Prints
Enhance their space with prints that celebrate the tiny ethicist’s passion for philosophy and moral curiosity.
Tiny Ethicist T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts for tiny ethicists—perfect for sharing their love of philosophy and ethics with style.