Tiny Environmentalist Gifts

"I went electric a long time ago."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Trump to Build Wall

Have food. Need toilet paper

"We've made a few changes."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Food Chain Gang

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

North Pole with Sundial.

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

Moose is an environmental nightmare, Nana. I beg your pardon? The beef and cereal in his chow is worth 10,000 SUV miles. But consider his offsets. He cleans my floor with natural solvents. I don't need a power-sucking burglar alarm. He listens to all my problems, free of charge. And he saves me from having to join a gym. SO ... I am not ... reducing my canine footprint.

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."