Hopeful Environmentalist Gifts

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

North Pole

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Insect extinction

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Water company bonus.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Climate Change

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I can see our house from here."

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Raining Leaves.

COP29

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The unforgiving tree

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Environmental Conscience

Volkswagen Scandal