Environmentalist Dreamer Gifts

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Guy golfing on whales back.

Aliens with Save the World T-shirts

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Monkey-artist

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

The unforgiving tree

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

urban agriculture

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

"Kid's today!"

Climate Catastrophism

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

A Bubble of Countryside.

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Go away. I'm writing a poem on the fragility of mother earth. That'll help. Take chemistry and math if you want to save the environment. You don't need to know anything about science to tell people how to live better lives. True. You could be a congressman. Congressperson ... and good idea.