Environmentalist Dreamer T-Shirts

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Guy golfing on whales back.

Aliens with Save the World T-shirts

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Monkey-artist

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

The unforgiving tree

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Save our Planet.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Grass huggers.

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

urban agriculture

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

"Kid's today!"

A Bubble of Countryside.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Climate Catastrophism

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'