Sustainable Future Dreamer T-Shirts

Biofuel - a solution or...?

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Monkey-artist

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

A word from James Cameron. . .

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

urban agriculture

Bio fuel bread.

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Quiz

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Climate Catastrophism

A Bubble of Countryside.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

Wheel

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

The passage of time.

The year is 2203 and there's finally peace on earth. . . Also everything is underwater.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham