Tiny Vegetarian Advocate Gifts

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Heart Disease Menu

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

No Dogs Allowed

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Always eat your broccoli."

The day the salad got tossed

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Free Range / Deranged

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

Hangry

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

'I don't think you people have seriously considered the benefits of vegetarianism.'

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."