Quirky Environmentalist Gifts

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

New Niche Markets.

Capitalist tree hugger

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Winter Weather.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Recycling bottle bank.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Save the termites.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Tree funeral.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Global Warming.

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

North Pole with Sundial.