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Tiny Tot Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift that ignites a child's love of learning and curiosity? Our collection inspired by tiny tot philosophers features whimsical and clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—ideal for inspiring young minds and encouraging creative exploration.
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'
Pigeon Little
Playdough's The Republic
"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'
'This test doesn't understand me.'
Reverse psychology
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'
'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'
"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"
"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."
A young positivist.
"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."
"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."
'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'
"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."
'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"
"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."
Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'
I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.
Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'
Tiny Tot Philosopher Gifts Collection
Tiny Tot Philosopher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for tiny tot philosophers—whimsical and inspiring pieces perfect for young thinkers and curious minds.
Tiny Tot Philosopher Pillows
Find cozy pillows that inspire tiny tots to ponder and dream—ideal for creating a thoughtful and imaginative space in their room.
Tiny Tot Philosopher Prints
Decorate with inspiring prints that celebrate curiosity and creativity—perfect for sparking the imagination of your favorite little philosopher.
Tiny Tot Philosopher T-Shirts
Browse our fun and creative t-shirts for little philosophers—playful designs that encourage curiosity and spark conversations about ideas and exploration.