Tiny Geneticist Gifts

Jr. cloning kit

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Double Bass

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

The Book Club

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"Sippy cup holders!"

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

Toddler playing the cello

'He zapped his first Cyberman today.'