Tiny Inventor Gifts

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

"Sippy cup holders!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Children's Imagination

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"He wants to be an architect."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"It must be still charging."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."