Tiny Inventor Pillows

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

"Sippy cup holders!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Jr. cloning kit

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Children's Imagination

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"It must be still charging."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"He wants to be an architect."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"