Tiny Creators Pillows

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

The Book Club

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"What are you doing?! Where are your crayons?!"

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'Show off!'

"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."

"Sippy cup holders!"

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."