Tiny Anatomist Gifts

"You can't kick me there! According to my Gray's Anatomy I don't have anything called a 'keister'!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Jr. cloning kit

Today we learned to count to one.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"He wants to be an architect."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"Reproduction furniture."

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"