Tiny Artist Gifts

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Football Fans

My First Camera

Interior design trends for parents....

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Happy Turkey Day!

Just call me Picasso!

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"I tested very high in playing."

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"He wants to be an architect."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen