Quirky Anatomist Gifts

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Body Systems

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'We don't know what this is called'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Quick! 5-second rule!

"Anatomy of a cat"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

The Juggler vein.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

You Are Here

'Let's see now...'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

A Mom and Pop Operation

'Very funny!'

Positive Thinking

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Easter Bunny Island

"Does anyone know which heart I'm supposed to replace? There's like, five in there."

Plastic Surgery

Our body parts

Fallopian Tube.