Quirky Anatomy Enthusiast Gifts

"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Body Systems

Pediatrics: Anatomy

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

The Juggler vein.

"Anatomy of a cat"

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Medical Curiosities

'Very funny!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

A Mom and Pop Operation

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'