Anatomy Enthusiast Gifts

The lungs of a man blowing a balloon.

'Hold on -- I'll remember what the knee bone is connected to if I start at the beginning of the song ...'

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'In fact, class, one might say that there is a vas deferns...'

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

Entering America's Heartland

Pediatrics: Anatomy

When protozoan rows reveal anatomical truths.

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"I wonder hat he's doing over there."

Foot

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'His heart was tragically deformed.'

Day one, medical shool: 'This is my elbow, this is my ass...'

A Doctor displaying his first ever Appendix he removed from a person

"Yes these fingers agree, but the thumb is opposing!"

"Thirty two inches in circumference and ten inches in diameter."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"There's a small gland in the center of the skull called the pituitary, and . . ."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."