Anatomy Lover Gifts

'It's my eyes, doctor! My ears! My nose! And my throat!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Body Systems

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

The Juggler vein.

Anatomy.

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

Anatomy.

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