Human Anatomy Admirer Gifts

Organ Donation

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Body Systems

Pediatrics: Anatomy

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

You Are Here

'Let's see now...'

"Butt cracker"

'Very funny!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

The Polygon family at home

Medical Curiosities