Anatomy Aficionados Gifts

"The hip bone's connected to the...' Once you start humming, it all comes back to you."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Building

Body Systems

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'We don't know what this is called'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Hell's Angels

Doctors in Love.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Anatomy of a cat"

The Juggler vein.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

You Are Here

'Let's see now...'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

'Very funny!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Medical Curiosities