Surgery Aficionados Gifts

Body Building

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'You do Botox?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Hell's Angels

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

Doctors in Love.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Anatomy.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

He really puts his heart into it!

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

Cosmetic pouches.

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

'Doctor, I asked for BOTOX injections, not BUTTOCKS injections.'