Surgery Enthusiast Gifts

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

'It's a no-brainer.'

'Don't you hate it when there are parts left over?'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Crossed fingers on a sign for the operating room.

'Annnnnd....CUT!' Team of doctors pumping themselves up.

'Keyhole Perjury'

"Anesthesia? We'd prefer not to risk adding to the drug epidemic, so just bite down on this stick."

'The amputation went well Mr. Johnstone but we have had one slight hiccup.'

Knives sharpened

'Actually, it's a quite routine operation -- would you like to make it more interesting?'

Anatomy.

'I told you this was going to be a very invasive surgery,'

"This team performed the exact same procedure last week, and today we're hoping to redeem ourselves."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'It was just a fun transplant. You got his heart, he got yours.'

It's through! The pin is through!'

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

'Check how the Dow is doing.'

'Try not to remove any of my untapped potential.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"If you ask me, Roger has completely the wrong attitude about gall bladder surgery."

"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"You'll be glad to know that Dr. Mickelbar is attempting a comeback today."

"Wow, that was close! An inch or two either way and I'd have been outside my speciality."

"How did the weight loss surgery go?"

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'He really put his heart into it.'

"Oh, please. I'm sure that I'm not the only heart surgeon who has ever cut himself shaving."

The appendectomy quarterfinals.