Surgical Scene Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

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'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Anatomy.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

He really puts his heart into it!

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

'He really put his heart into it.'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'I knew there was another book in him!'

'It's a no-brainer.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."