Surgery Scene Fanatic Gifts

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Body Building

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Anatomy.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

He really puts his heart into it!

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'I knew there was another book in him!'

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

'He really put his heart into it.'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'It's a no-brainer.'

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'