Tv Surgery Fanatic Gifts

'Quick Hilary! There's a complete bowel transplantation on TV...'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Body Building

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"Good?"

Anatomy.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

He really puts his heart into it!

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'I can't turn it off.'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."