Surgical Enthusiasts Gifts

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Body Building

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'Urology...can you hold?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Doctors in Love.

"I can't find the instructions."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

Anatomy.

"This feels so familiar."

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"It appears you have a virus."