Quirky Anatomy Enthusiasts Gifts

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"Anatomy of a cat"

The Juggler vein.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

"Butt cracker"

'Very funny!'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Medical Curiosities

"Does anyone know which heart I'm supposed to replace? There's like, five in there."

Our body parts