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Belly Button Clinic

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Body Systems

Pediatrics: Anatomy

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

The Juggler vein.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

You Are Here

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Medical Curiosities

'Very funny!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Butt cracker"

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

"Does anyone know which heart I'm supposed to replace? There's like, five in there."